“You’re-you’re crushing my spleen.” “You don’t even know where your spleen is.”
“Look, I can not prove what I’m about to tell you. You’re going to have to trust me.” “We’ll see. Spill.” “I’m from the future.” “Are you high?” “God I wish I was. It’s slightly more legal when I’m from.”
“What is that THING in your backpack?” “It’s my new pet dragon.” “Dragons aren’t real!” “Then why is there one in my backpack?”
“That’s not funny.” “I thought it was.” “You don’t count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.”
“The most technologically advanced spec-ops team in the world and we’re handing operational control to an eighteen-year-old hacker?” “Actually, I turned nineteen two weeks ago.” “I wasn’t talking to you.” “Oh, I know. You were talking AT me while I was busy hacking into the account in the Caymans you opened last year that we’re not supposed to know about.”
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