“Why are you telling me you ripped a portal to another dimension through your washing machine? Are you on drugs?” “For the record, it was the dryer.” “That’s not the point!”
“You’re an idiot. I’m an idiot. We’re the co-presidents of Club Idiot.”
“If we die, I’m going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.” “That’s cool, I wouldn’t mind having company while being a ghost.”
“The only time I’m not multitasking is when I’m sleeping. But considering how many bruises I wake up with, I probably multitask then too.”
“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”
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