“You know that it’s possible to be both calm and a reprehensible stain upon humanity at the same time, right?”
“Since when do you not know where your cups are?” “Since my neighbor got bored and reorganized my kitchen.”
“I said I was sorry!” “And yet I am still never going to let you live it down.”
“Excuse me, I hired you to sell me a house, not sell me on my potential parenthood.”
“Why are your hands in her intestines?!”
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