“Unfortunately, my aesthetic is more ‘idiot’ than it is ‘attractive member of the male gender’. I have so much better taste in women.”
“Why do the eggs have legs?”
“Ignoring everyone in the room is my favorite part of this tradition.”
“If I bring him what he wants, he’ll probably adopt me. Or shoot me. But probably the first one.”
“I see you have better things to do.” “Yes. One thing, specifically.”
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